Get High in the Trees – Literally – at Armstrong Redwoods

Exploring Armstrong Redwoods: Nature, History, and High Vibes

Armstrong Redwoods in Guerneville is home to some of the oldest and tallest living organisms on Earth. This stunning grove spans more than 800 acres of protected redwoods, with 9.2 miles of hiking trails to explore. Among its most famous residents are the Col. Armstrong Tree, over 1,400 years old, and the Parson Jones Tree, which towers an astonishing 310 feet—taller than a football field is long. Some trees are so massive you can actually stand inside them.

The park offers two picnic areas, a seasonal waterfall, and the scenic Fife Creek flowing through during wetter months. For an easy, peaceful stroll, the Grove Loop Trail is a great choice—just 1.5 miles and about 45 minutes to complete.

Beyond the breathtaking nature, Armstrong Redwoods also offers unique cultural experiences. The Armstrong Redwood Forest Theater, a natural outdoor amphitheater just half a mile from the visitor center, hosts summer events like evening yoga, live music, artist workshops, and Story Time with the Russian River Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence—where local drag queens read children’s stories in true royal fashion.

The park features BBQ pits and picnic tables crafted from native redwood, but visitors should note that open flames are discouraged during summer due to fire risk, especially after the 2020 Walbridge Fire. If you’re planning to enjoy cannabis, skip anything that requires lighting—opt for a vape pen or edibles instead.

Armstrong Redwoods is a place to connect with nature, soak up rich history, and enjoy the fresh air—just remember to respect the land and get high responsibly.